this stupid adorable bastard is going to be the death of me.
[Submitted by: Oryx
We still shake hands in 2012. Whoever has been teaching Capt. Rogers modern social conduct is asked to do it properly. Convincing him that it is socially required to slap someone’s backside as a form of greeting is, shockingly, inappropriate.
On a related note, due to the increased number of sexual harassment complaints, there will be a mandatory meeting dedicated to appropriate behavior in the work place. Capt. Rogers is required to attend.]
All it takes is a little glitter